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  • Odin: Loki, son, I need to talk to you.
  • Loki: Yes, Father?
  • Odin: You are becoming a young man. There are some things in your past that may come to light and your mother and I haven't told you before in fear it would upset you.
  • Loki: ... Yes?
  • Odin: At the final battle of Jotunheim, I found an infant. It was small and malnourished - a child Laufey sought not to claim for its power was in magic, not in physical strength.
  • Loki: ...
  • Odin: I took you from that battle, son, and your mother and I have loved you ever since.
  • Loki: Sssso... this is why you prefer Thor.
  • Odin: This is why I spend so much more time with Thor, yes. He is like me in that he has a temper to be tamed and physical strength he allows to take over when that anger boils over. Your mother is talented with magic and is clever with words as you are. Me being more like Thor doesn't make me love you any less than I love him.
  • Loki: ... Does Thor know?
  • Odin: He will if you wish him to.
  • Loki: We aren't family, then.
  • Odin: You are my son by love as your mother is my wife by marriage. Blood means little in the way of kin.
  • Loki: But I can't become king of Asgard.
  • Odin: ... Which is another reason I spend so much time with your headstrong brother as he'll eventually have to do public speaking outside of 'thor swing hammer' and he doesn't have the gilded tongue you do.
  • Loki: Ah. Well. ... Okay.
  • Odin: Okay?
  • Loki: Okay. ... So he isn't your favorite?
  • Odin: Your mother is my favorite.
  • and thus the entire movie line was avoided.
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We asked people to look in a mirror and describe what they saw. What they didn’t know was that there were strangers on the other side of the mirror, giving their first impressions.’

This is important to everyone. Watch this!

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its said that if you saw an identical twin of yourself, you wouldn’t realize they looked just like you, due to the way you perceive yourself is so drastically different than what you actually look like.

be kinder to yourself

Does anybody else ever wonder like, if you were in hospital in a coma or something - who would come visit you?? Like except family and stuff. Which friends would come and just sit with you. Even just to see how you’re doing or to just sit with you and tell you what’s happening. Which people would cry and beg you to wake up. And which people, after a while, would stop visiting altogether.