haveanicedaynow

how the pool scene rlly went

  • -stayin' alive plays
  • jim: hello?
  • seb: ur high score on flappy bird is 12, right?
  • Jim: yes of course it is what dyou want?
  • seb: i just got 13
  • jim: SAY THAT AGAIN
  • seb: 13 mothafucker
  • jim: SAY THAT AGAIN AND KNOW THAT IF YOURE LYING TO ME I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL SKIIIIIIN YOU
  • seb: yea, its not like its hard, i found a cheat
  • jim: so if u have wht you say u have ill make u rich nd if u dont ill make u into shoes
mishacollinsenglishdictionary

punkukulele:

half of me is like ‘lets get a billion tattoos and wear killer heels and sharp eyeliner and red lipstick and leather jackets and dye my hair super bright colors’

and the other half is ‘lets wear pastel dresses and cardigans and ballet flats and play ukulele and wear cute jewelry’

and i think that pretty much sums up my entire existence

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crabbyjammies:

gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.

mishacollinsenglishdictionary
vodkadean:

Hey guys so I had a cute idea (at least I think its cute)
So a lot of us aren’t going to prom this year for one reason or another but everyone likes to dress up and look good soooo
rules
It would be nice if you were following me (optional)
You must reblog this post
Take this quick survey (if you don’t you won’t be considered)
Must reach 35 notes (or it never happened okay)
Ends April 26th aka my prom 
what will happen
you will receive the url of your prom date
you can court them with cute, anon messages 
you will submit to them a picture of you at the end of the week (it would be cute if you were all dressed up, but you don’t have to)
I will give out awards (Prom King and Prom Queen, cutest couple, ect.) 
it will be adorable I promise
so yeah I just thought this would be a fun thing to do <3 Go do the thing! 


Sounds adorable :3

vodkadean:

Hey guys so I had a cute idea (at least I think its cute)

So a lot of us aren’t going to prom this year for one reason or another but everyone likes to dress up and look good soooo

rules
  • It would be nice if you were following me (optional)
  • You must reblog this post
  • Take this quick survey (if you don’t you won’t be considered)
  • Must reach 35 notes (or it never happened okay)
  • Ends April 26th aka my prom 
what will happen
  1. you will receive the url of your prom date
  2. you can court them with cute, anon messages 
  3. you will submit to them a picture of you at the end of the week (it would be cute if you were all dressed up, but you don’t have to)
  4. I will give out awards (Prom King and Prom Queen, cutest couple, ect.) 
  5. it will be adorable I promise

so yeah I just thought this would be a fun thing to do <3 Go do the thing! 

Sounds adorable :3